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Affordability Report Press Releases JD Vance Monday, Apr 13 2026

Vance World Tour: Welcome Nowhere

Man Who Alienated All of Europe Returns From The Middle East Empty-Handed as Expected

We’re not surprised that JD Vance failed to deliver on peace talks in the Middle East over the weekend. Not even Trump showed much faith in his vice president, mocking Vance’s weight loss and saying he’d blame Vance for an unsuccessful outcome.

We had every reason to doubt Vance’s ability to deliver on the biggest stage of his career. After breaking Senate ties to push through Trump’s dangerous and unqualified cabinet nominees early in the administration’s first year, Vance has repeatedly failed to deliver when put in the spotlight:

Vance’s latest embarrassment after 21 hours in Islamabad is a specific kind of indignity for someone who abandoned all of his principles, including opposing war in Iran and using the U.S military to police every region in the world, to become vice president.

“JD Vance abandoned his opposition to foreign wars, military overreach, and even his own family when they were attacked by racist, extreme right-wing MAGA supporters, all to become the most recognizable errand boy in the world. Vance once called Trump ‘America’s Hitler,’ and now he’s turned himself into Trump’s lapdog trained to fetch whatever Trump wants from across the globe. The problem is he’s got the abilities of a wide-eyed pug rather than a golden retriever,” said American Bridge 21st Century spokesperson Brandon Weathersby. “Trump said he likes to be surrounded by losers so he feels better about himself. It makes sense that he picked someone who would trade their soul for power, but can’t meet the moment when their number is called.”

 


Published: Apr 13, 2026 | Last Modified: Apr 17, 2026

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