TO: Interested Parties
FROM: Jessica Mackler, President, American Bridge 21st Century
RE: The YOOOGE Elephant In The Room At Tonight’s GOP Candidate Forum
DATE: August 3, 2015
Anticipation is in the air, it’s the moment we’ve all been waiting for: the Republican clown car is back on tour with the first candidate forum. Yet on opening night, the Party’s front-runner and biggest buffoon, Donald Trump, is missing. He opted out of participating, but one can afford such luxuries with momentum like his.
Republican voters are going to miss their man and Bridge will attempt to satisfy those who don’t immediately change the channel upon learning Trump isn’t there.
Jokes aside, Trump’s void will […]Read more after the jump.