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Thursday, Jan 12 2023

Republicans Lack Inductive Reasoning, Gaslight Over Stoves

Jan 12, 2023

Sound the alarms, 2024 Republican presidential hopefuls are out in full force today, debating the most important issue in American life: gas stoves. Despite the Biden administration having “no official proposal” to ban gas stoves, Republicans from Ted CruzRon DeSantisTim Scott, and Nikki Haley are up in arms over the idea.

If you want to see something pathetic, look no further: 

“The Republican presidential field is looking for anything to distract from the fact that their party is trying to ban abortion and make it easier for the ultra-wealthy to cheat on their taxes,” said American Bridge 21st Century spokesperson Aidan Johnson. “There are real issues facing everyday Americans, but all they have to offer is culture wars and performative politics.”


Published: Jan 12, 2023

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