At tonight’s Florida gubernatorial debate, incumbent Republican Governor Rick Scott delayed – and nearly refused to participate in – tonight’s debate because of the presence of a regular old fan.
We here at American Bridge were stunned (like just about everyone else in the country following the debate). So we tried to come up with a list of reasons why Scott could have been so afraid of a fan. Here’s our best college try:
Top 7 Reasons Rick Scott Could Have Been Afraid of a Fan
1. They’re so distracting
2. They’re hard to hold onto
3. TOO MUCH BREEZE
6. They ruffle your feathers
7. They make you sleepy