After a disastrous midterm performance, MAGA extremist Bernie Moreno today announced his entry into the messy Ohio U.S. Senate Republican primary. Following his announcement American Bridge 21st Century spokesperson Aidan Johnson released the following statement:
“Bernie Moreno has spent the past two months taking potshots at Republican Ohio Senate hopefuls, so it should come as no surprise that he’s piling into the clown car and announcing his entry into this increasingly crowded and contentious GOP primary. In 2022, Moreno self-funded his own campaign only to drop out unceremoniously before a single vote was cast. We look forward to seeing how Moreno embarrasses himself this time.”
Moreno all but assures that the Ohio Republican primary will be “one of the messiest” and “most expensive” “slugfests” in the entire country.
Published: Apr 18, 2023 | Last Modified: May 4, 2023